Our Favorite Kotaku Posts of the Week [Roundups]

Have you heard of Star Trek Online? No? Leave. And never come back. Or read about how you can apply for the closed beta to get back in our good graces...plus other gaming stories from Kotaku this week.

Star Trek Online Opens Closed Beta Hailing Frequencies
YES!
Left 4 Dead 2 Impressions: Jockeys And Swords
This Is One Way To Promote The PS3 Slim
Warning: it's pervy.

Police Swarm To Bungie On Weapons Call During Kotaku Visit
Hideo Kojima Inspires Incontinence In Castlevania Team
So How Did That Japan PS3 Slim Launch Go?

All Of Borderlands, On One Wall
A whole video game, plotted in paper.
A Life Is Well Wasted Without Attractive Game Posters
How PhysX Makes Batman: Arkham Asylum Better
Spoiler: a more flowing cape!